The Obscurities of Grandfathers' Grumpiness and The Gabbing Debates of Children Grown Old
When gram was in a bad mood,
My dad used to say
“Mom’s on the rag.”
When gramps was in a bad mood
My dad would say,
“Dad’s on the cross.”
what everyone in the house eventually discovered is that everyone eventually succumbs to immaturity and various physical ailments
Its Not True Anyway
“maybe travelling is really for idiots
who really can’t figure out how to move on*
*in the abstract sense
The Reason Why Some People
Are Sexually Misanthropic
(The Saddest Sadist)
How I Heard My Demented Uncle Assailing A Stranger
While We Were In Line For Fried Dough at the Rutland County Fair
Meat Loaf's Unsuccessful Attempt to Remain Anonymous
Through the Anonymity of a YouTube Account
While Praising His Own Song
(2 Out of Three)
meatloaf you idiot changing one letter in your name isnt gonna fool anybody we all know its you you pepperoni fabio bitch
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