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The Oprichniki Jr. High School of Higher Education:

Prompt Requirements and Guidelines:

-Assignments may be completed in any medium that the student feels most appropriate to the prompt (including YouTube videos and Facebook pictures)

-The student may complete one or more of the provided assignment topics

-Assignments are to be completed no later than October 31st

-Points will not be deducted for Plagiarism or Copyright Infringement

Assignment Topics:

1. Design a baby cradle or a chair for a hero of your choosing.

2. The worst Facebook picture ever

3. The most exciting place you've ever found on Google Earth.

4. Unearth an apocryphal myth from Ovid's 'Metamorphoses'

5. Discover a dead liberal arts college

6. Describe the difference between nuts and shells.

7. React to a trip to Frank Stanford's grave in Subiaco, Arkansas

8. Design an advertising campaign for a new buzzword.

9. Your best argument for any political/economical ideology in 4 sentences.

10. Your most immediate association with the word 'jubilation'

11. Make an alteration to one of Bach's fugues.

12. Post a 'tweet' on Twitter from the NYPD concerning the Wall Street occupation.

13. Your first memory of the internet

14. Write a 3 sentence biography of Henri Rousseau (or a post-impressionist painter of your choice)

15. Submit an uncrackable password and the username that would go with it.

16. Write an autobiography using your web browser history.

17. Make a best Myspace friend.

18. Reveal a long lost family recipe

19. Make a (delicate) project on something that you wish wasnt politically incorrect

20. Relocate Stalin's casket to a tropical location of your choosing and explain why.

Completed assignments should be sent by email to oprichnikischool@gmail.com